What You'll Get
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get three months of unlimited HydroMassage at McCarley Chiropractic: A Creating Wellness Center, located in Noblesville (a $180 value).
Dr. Brian McCarley and the staff at McCarley Chiropractic employ state-of-the-art HydroMassage therapy to relieve nagging pains and facilitate an improved quality of life. HydroMassage beds deliver full-body muscle therapy in only 10 minutes, so customers can decompress before work, on the way home, or while delivering a pizza in 30 minutes or less. A traveling jet system that features more than 17,000 customizable settings tailors perfect remedies for stubborn knots and cramps. Utilizing HydroMassage's open design, patients can settle back into bliss fully clothed as the water-through-air technology whispers sweet nothings to receptive muscles and tissues. Personal touch-screen displays allow clients to watch movies or listen to music, preventing eyes and ears from demanding their own massages. Today’s deal allows customers to avail themselves of the aqua-bliss as often as they like, but appointments are required.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate by 10/6/11, expires 3 months from activation. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. 350lb weight max. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.