Painting walls is a human tradition dating to prehistoric times, much like domesticating dogs and purposefully neglecting middle children. Paint your home a timeless hue with today's Groupon: for $46, you get two gallons of GenerationXR Ultra Premium paint (a $92 value) at McCormick Paints, redeemable at one of 24 DC-area locations.

McCormick Paints' professional-grade array of wall makeup includes gallons of vibrantly colored GenerationXR paint, which comes imbued with a Cleanguard solution protecting against mildew, mold, and bacteria. Patrons can use McCormick Paints' in-store color matching to select from thousands of colors, ensuring that newly painted trim will match the alluring hue of their high-school gym teacher's eyes. Each pail of low-odor GenerationXR is an environmentally safe, certified Green Wise product that comes with a lifetime warranty.

With more than 50 years of color-slinging experience stored in their noggins, McCormick Paints’ seasoned staffers educate customers on painting’s ins and outs. Employees also tap into info passed down during generations of family ownership, sharing secrets of changing hue fashions and how to tell when a paintbrush is molting.