What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon to McGrath Cosmetic. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get two LipoLaser treatments (a $598 value).
- For $199, you get three LipoLaser treatments (an $897 value).
- For $259, you get four LipoLaser treatments (a $1,196 value).
A member of the American Society for Laser Medicine and Surgery, Dr. Daniel McGrath is well-qualified to blast lipids with the Lapex BCS 2000 LipoLaser. The noninvasive procedure, originally developed to treat pain and inflammation, now sets its sights on fat cells in the abdomen, neck, and hindquarters. During each procedure, cold lasers shine 11 millimeters beneath the skin, persuading fat cells to open up and release glycerol, water, and fatty acids—the same process stimulated by exercising or passing through ghosts. Although results can be visible after one treatment, doctors recommend a total of nine treatments to thoroughly shrink adipose deposits and remove stretch marks. After three sessions per week over three weeks, patients can lose an average of 3–7 inches as long as they follow dietary restrictions, exercise regularly, and ritually sacrifice donuts every sunrise.
Though McGrath Cosmetic sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
About Skin Envy
Dr. Daniel McGrath leads a trained medical staff who combat skin damage and signs of aging with noninvasive laser skin resurfacing, Botox, and laser hair-removal treatments. Dr. McGrath exploits the beauty industry's technological developments to the utmost, wielding Fraxel lasers that create thousands of tiny holes in the skin to stimulate the body's natural healing process to create a brand-new surface, and laser hair removal that can vanquish unwanted hair from any part of the body. LipoLaser treatments aim to shrink circumferences with cold lasers that circumvent skin tissue entirely, leaving it undamaged as the energy bereaves fat cells of their triglycerides and stores of water balloons. The staff welcome clients for a free skin evaluation, during which a clinician listens to concerns and helps devise an effective treatment plan.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. Certain medical restrictions may apply. May redeem across visits. Appointment required; appointments are subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.