What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an initial comprehensive oral exam, x-rays, photos, and models (a $325 total value)—plus $500 to put toward the full teeth-straightening treatment, including an Invisalign option—at McKinney Orthodontics.
The Invisalign process straightens crooked chompers through a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics, and Dr. McKinney’s spells of good old-fashioned orthodontia. Invisalign eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. A comprehensive oral exam (a $100 value), including x-rays and photos (a $150 value), and models of your mouth terrain (a $75 value) will pave the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift your walnut crackers into perfect alignment. The total cost of an Invisalign treatment or braces treatment varies with each customer (the average cost is $4,950 for a full Invisalign treatment, $3,950 for Invisalign Express, and $4,950 for a braces treatment).
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or clenching one’s teeth during Charleton Heston impressions. Call your location of choice to set up an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.