If comic books have taught us anything, it’s that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today’s Groupon to McLean Laser Center. Choose from the following options:

• For $149, you get six treatments on a small area (up to a $300 value). Small areas include:
• Upper lip (a $300 value)
• Chin (a $300 value)
• Sideburns (a $300 value)
• Ears (a $300 value)
• Linea/navel area (a $300 value)
• Feet and toes (a $300 value)

• Hands and fingers (a $300 value)<p>

• For $249, you get six treatments on a medium area (up to a $600 value). Medium areas include:
• Entire face (three areas) (a $600 value)
• Bikini line (a $600 value)
• Underarms (a $600 value for both)

• Neck (a $600 value)<p>

• For $399, you get six treatments on a large area (up to a $900 value). Large areas include:
• Brazilian (a $900 value)
• Forearms (a $900 value)
• Lower legs (a $900 value)
• Upper legs (a $900 value)
• Abdomen (a $900 value)
• Chest (a $900 value)
• Shoulders (a $900 value)<p>

With more than 11,500 treatments under her belt, Vahideh Tajallaie tailors laser hair-removal treatments to a lineup of skin types, hair textures, and genders at McLean Laser Center. Tajallaie ousts unwanted follicles with the GentleMax Unveiled laser, providing a 70–80% reduction in hair growth in most patients after six to eight sessions, which creates more room for installing fauxhawks. The team at McLean requires that fuzzy skin, except for facial hair, be shaved within 24 hours of treatment and that no lotions, creams, or thrown pies be smeared on skin the day of treatment. Some people may experience redness and bumps in the treated area, and all clients should avoid sun exposure three weeks before and after removal sessions to prevent further irritation.

Though McLean Laser Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.