Mummies, who never had massages, are cursed to their stiff, uncomfortable positions and terrible fashion sense for all time. Move among the living with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour luxury organic aromatherapy massage with hot-towel service at Mdara Spa (an $80 value), located on Main Street.
Mdara Spa brings the style and sophistication of European spas to Vancouver, with a slate of services aimed at sprucing up scalps, skins, and more. The organic full-body massage includes a choice of defrazzling scents. Designed to be gently intense, the massage assertively commands blood to stop lazing around and lymph nodes to flush their drainpipes. After applying long strokes to the body, the massage therapist applies hot towels, which, like a diamond-encrusted whiteboard, instill a feeling of clean smugness.
The newly nontense will leave the Mdara Spa premises with their muscular fibres singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet. Illuminated by the glow of crystal chandeliers and natural skylights, the serene spa offers patrons a welcome respite from the toaster pastries that characterize the outside world.
With this Groupon, customers receive 20 percent off additional services when booking appointment and 15 percent off all products.