For centuries, mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Prepare yourself for ultimate yeast-free relaxation with today's deal: for $40, you get a one-hour Tranquility me massage at me Hair, Skin & Body Rejuvenation, located just north of Morris K. Udall Park.
Haul your corpus to me Hair, Skin & Body Rejuvenation's relaxing environs for a restorative, one-hour Tranquility me massage. With deliberate strokes and intense focus, its licensed massage therapist is capable of taking the mind to a blissfully whited-out plane where it's free to bob up and down like a Q-tip buoy in a sea of cotton balls. A series of gliding rhythmic movements target the most troubled corners of your vessel, relinquishing delinquent tension mobs to the firm but loving justice of a skin officer's healing hands. The gentle kneads and pressure-point techniques push the body toward full relaxation, rendering the indulging treatment a soothing antidote to everyday stresses at home, the office, or the jousting arena. The whole process concludes with a 15-minute steam to seal in post-massage afterglow.
A knowledgeable, friendly staff accentuates the smoothness and comfort of each guest's pampering pilgrimage and suggests that clients arrive at least 15 minutes prior to their appointment to ensure that they experience the full descent into serenity (services are not extended for late arrivals). Call to make an appointment.