What You'll Get
For centuries, mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Prepare yourself for yeast-free relaxation with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a Me manicure (a $28 value), facial (a $85 value), and massage (a $85 value) at Me Hair, Skin & Body Rejuvenation.
Me Hair, Skin & Body Rejuvenation is a tension-melting relaxation haven that offers a full menu of luxurious spa treatments. The spa’s signature Me facial employs a thirst-quenching trio of skin-tightening masks that balance, soften, and moisturize furrowed flesh masks, offering a soothing antidote to everyday stresses at home, work, or the jousting arena. Next, a Me manicure pampers overworked finger shields and tastefully spangles talons in your choice of polish colors. Finally, a restorative, one-hour Tranquility Me massage targets the most troubled corners of your vessel with a series of gliding rhythmic movements, relinquishing delinquent tension mobs to the firm but loving justice of a skin officer's healing hands.
A knowledgeable, friendly staff accentuates the smoothness and comfort of each guest's pampering pilgrimage and suggests that clients arrive at least 15 minutes prior to their appointment to ensure that they experience the full descent into serenity (services are not extended for late arrivals). Gift a Groupon to a loved one and soothe away common Valentine's Day–related stresses, stemming from a lifelong fear of winged cherubs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By Appointment only. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.