What You'll Get
In modern day society, white teeth are admired for their aesthetic appeal and ability to deter potential alien invaders by deflecting the sun's rays into their sensitive eyes. Prepare your UFO-deflectors with today's Groupon: for $99, you get Zoom! teeth whitening (a $599 value). Choose one of the following locations:
For more than 25 years, sister dental offices Tridont Dental and Meadowvale Dental have been cleaning incisors and polishing molars in a welcoming, relaxed environment. Today's Groupon is good for Zoom! teeth whitening at either fluoride-flaunting location, plus a complimentary pre-treatment consultation. Dogged discolorations will be lightened through this painless process, which takes around 90 minutes to complete. During the pearlification process, patients can sit back and watch TV, listen to music, or brainstorm a band that makes music with dental instruments. Post-procedure, lustrous whites will remain brighter than before the treatment with simple care and occasional at-home touchups with whitening gel or Wite-Out. While those with a strong gag reflex or anxiety may not be able to complete the entire procedure, those with a strong thumb may want to challenge a dentist to a thumb-wrestling duel. Both offices are open later on some weekday evenings, and the Tridont location is open on Saturday, ensuring that whitening can fit any over-achieving agenda.
Valid only at the location for which the Groupon was purchased.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. By app't only. 48-hr cancellation policy or forfeit Groupon. New clients only. Must qualify for whitening, or refund issued. Add'l cleaning may be req'd for extra cost. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.