What You'll Get
The benefits of all-natural medicine greatly outweigh those of all-unnatural medicines such as chewable skyscrapers and high-fructose corn-syrup cough syrup. Naturally nourish yourself with today's Groupon: for $199, you get a three-week customizable medical-grade detox at Mederi Health in Cherry Creek (up to a $430.65 value).
Mederi Health helps patients address health issues with holistic, functional medicine that prevents future ailments by targeting the underlying causes. The customizable, three-week detox treatment can be implemented to cleanse the liver or colon, aid in weight loss, shed heavy metals, or address blood-sugar management.
During the first meeting, clients discuss treatment goals with the practitioner. From there, detox-desiring guests receive two customized pharmaceutical-grade detox supplements, a meal plan, and access to a recipe database. To chart progress, patients meet with their practitioner at the beginning and end of the detox to measure changes in the bodily supply of fat, muscle, and water. Patients have the option to participate in the first consultation over the phone; however, doing so would prohibit the practitioner from taking initial measurements.
Additionally, halfway through the detox, practitioners host a bonus check-in with patients to offer support, answer any questions, and brag about fantasy-baseball standings. Patients may begin to see and feel results within a week, with continued progress achieved via conscious consumption and, if desired, additional cleansing visits (customers can buy two Groupons to plan ahead for semiannual cleansing).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $75 fee may apply. Valid only for listed service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mederi Health
The root of the word medicine, mederi, is a Latin term meaning “to heal.” It’s also the perfect name for Mederi Health, where a team of MDs and licensed acupuncturists do exactly that. Through alternative medicine, chiropractic care, and functional neurology, the clinic’s trio of doctors aims to alleviate a range of maladies. For example, Bio-identical hormone management can correct simple problems such as weight gain, fatigue, and crying during jewelry-store commercials, and acupuncture and chiropractic services can assuage lower-back pain, headaches, and carpal-tunnel syndrome. Modern medicine may not have developed a cure for Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s yet, but Mederi’s functional neurologists can help victims maintain an ability to perform everyday tasks through simple exercises.