A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a dental exam (a $43 value), x-rays (a $46 value), cleaning (a $56 value), and take-home teeth-whitening kit (a $195 value) at Medgaus Dental Care (up to a $340 value). Today's Groupon is valid at the Monroeville and Pittsburgh locations.
Dr. Carl Medgaus boasts more than 30 years of dental diligence using state-of-the-art technology and advanced dental techniques to care for teeth alongside his talented team. A thorough exam and x-rays analyze mashers to help identify dental flaws before a systematic scrub washes away grill grime and leaves teeth squeaky clean. After exams, a specialist takes upper and lower impressions to create a personalized take-home teeth-whitening kit. Clients fill the kit's trays with an enamel-bleaching substance, then wear the splint for 30–60 minutes once or twice a day while relaxing or catching up on household chores. Available only from dentists' offices, this at-home ritual can conjure up pearlescent teeth up to seven shades whiter. The whole process will leave you with the shining grin of an open-mouthed walk through an automated car wash, but with less exposure on the local news.