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What You'll Get
Like poison apples, bodies must be detoxified, lest they attract forest-dwelling witches or hordes of doctors. Banish unwanted contaminants and medical personnel with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a 30-minute ionic foot bath with a foot and calf massage at Medi Massage in Lakewood (a $50 value).
Medi Massage massages healthy lifestyles with services that target toxins and stress. Call upon the toxin-offending powers of an ionic foot bath, which charges warm water with nets made of positive and negative ions to draw toxins from the body. Through the science-soaked processes of osmosis and diffusion, pollutants are drawn from the joints, kidneys, liver, and gallbladder. Over the course of 30 innard-purging minutes, clients can watch as debris including yeast and metals leave the body, turning the clear water a murky, toxic brown. Freshly detoxified feet and calves then get a rejuvenating drink of coconut oil or hypoallergenic lotion as a massage relaxes recently emancipated muscles before sending them on their way.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.