What You'll Get
Fad diets can be helpful at first, but they quickly lose efficacy as a health plan, much like joining a gym run by the Keebler Elves. Start your weight-loss journey on the right foot with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a vitamin-and-diet-supplement medical weight loss package at Medi-Weightloss Clinics (a $488 total value). The package includes the following:
- 90-minute initial consultation and one-month supply of supplements (a $268 value), including fat burners, multivitamins, and calcium
- One follow-up appointment (a $70 value), which includes a body composition analysis, weight loss plan review, and a booster injection
- 10 B1 and B6 vitamin injections (a $150 value)
Scattered throughout the country like so many poppy seeds in a low-fat muffin, the medical pros of Medi-Weightloss Clinics suss out solutions to weight-management issues with a doctor-supervised weight-loss program. In the initial 90-minute consultation, a medical provider comprehensively scrutinizes the corpus with a physical exam, EKG, and body-composition analysis to determine the patient's ratio of muscle, fat, and stowaway poltergeists. Patients heed the nutritionists' menu recommendations and return a week later for their follow-up appointment (subsequent appointments not included in this deal). Hand-tailored to your needs and preferences, the low-calorie diet in conjunction with a series of 10 B1 and B6 shots can boost energy and metabolism. This waistline-containment system is rounded out with a month's worth of Signature supplements, which includes the gluten-free and vegan-friendly Vita Super, the skeleton-supporting Calcium 4 blend, and dehydrated cheerleaders to prevent flagging enthusiasm. Clients will also receive access to the patient website, which offers recipes, exercise plans, and personal health statistics. On average, patients lose approximately seven pounds during their first week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.