Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $29, you get an exam, an adjustment, and a 20-minute massage at Medical Clinics of New York. Choose from the following three locations:
- Total Neurocare, 1513 Voorhies Ave., Brooklyn
- Westchester Medical Care, 3262 Westchester Ave., Bronx
- Westchester Medical Care, 231 Sherman Ave., Manhattan
Medical Clinics of New York's certified practitioners align slouchy skeletons with spine-straightening chiropractic services. Body botherations can spawn from a number of things, such as a bad posture, a poor mattress, or a cervical-stretching bout of rock 'em sock 'em cyborg attack.
Those struggling with chronic pain or headaches may find skeletal solace during a 30–40-minute bone-tuning treatment, during which a skilled expert inspects spinal xylophones for kinks before bringing them a step closer to vertebral Pangaea with an adjustment. Afterward, a tension expunger will uncoil tense tendons with a 20-minute massage.