Medieval Madness

Old Town

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Four-course dinner of medieval-style food, anachronistically satirical comedy show, and live sword fights

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Only at a medieval feast can you eat with your hands, wear tights as pants, and shout "dragon" without inciting a panic. Abandon modern feasting conventions with this Groupon.

$29 for One Adult Ticket to a Medieval Dinner-Theater Show ($59 Value)

Once settled in banquet seating in a medieval-style hall, guests aged 6 and older dig into a four-course, family-style smorgasbord that has included dishes such as slow-roasted beef, cranberry-nut bread, rosemary fowl, and cinnamon fritters. (The menu changes regularly.) Once stomachs are satisfied, audiences turn their attention to a 15th-century comedy show full of modern satire before getting a close-up view of an intense sword fight with fully armored knights.

Shows are held Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at 7 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. On Saturday, December 29, there will be an extra show at 5 p.m. Doors open 30 minutes before each show.

Medieval Madness

Even though the banquet hall at Medieval Madness is eternally stuck in the 15th century, its court isn't content to perform the same show forever. Every four months, the troupe updates its production of comedy and knightly combat, swapping out nods to politics and modern life as often as kings jail their favorite jesters for disobeying the fashion police. Each evening's reverie begins with a four-course meal served family style at long banquet tables. Like the show, the menu regularly rotates, though it always includes a succulent pear sauce crafted from an 800-year-old recipe, a perfect complement when drizzled over roasted meats or smeared on an opposing clan's coat of arms. Throughout the evening, guests watch on as the duke and duchess lob insults at each other and wenches break into tawdry songs.

Customer Reviews

1651 Ratings

Loved the entire vibe, the people were friendly and funny, the food was good, i just wish i portions were a bit bigger. The show was funny and good. Overall Very fun experience would most definitely recommend it to people
Moh'd Khier A. · 11 hours ago
We really enjoyed the show and will be back again. The food was very good and the staff was outstanding. Just wish they were closer to where I live.
Rick E. · November 22, 2016
food was just okay, service was pretty good, and the show was funny sometimes.
Terence O. · November 13, 2016
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    Alexandria, VA 22314

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