The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others, to painful effect. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a consultation, exam, x-ray (if needed), and 60-minute massage at Medina Health & Wellness Center (up to a $485 value).

Battle aches and pains with a barrage of stress-blasting chiropractic services, starting with a thorough consultation and exam (a $125 value). During this first portion of your visit, a musculoskeletal specialist will review your medical history and current complaints and peer beyond the surface of your pelt to inspect the layout of your skeleton. You may be asked to model for an x-ray (up to a $295 value) to ensure proper diagnosis, so consider a stylish candy necklace for breakfast on the day of your appointment. Once the specialist has a confident lay of the land, he or she will get to work on improving the feng shui of your body's interior design during a 60-minute massage (a $65 value).

Medina Health & Wellness Center's skilled staff of body-blueprint editors is led by Dr. John Heary, who boasts more than 9 years of chiropractic experience and is consistently enrolled in post-graduate training programs to grow his bag of tricks. Call to schedule an appointment, and discover that waking up with the sense that your body was hastily assembled by off-season elves doesn’t have to be a daily occurrence.

Reviews

While there aren't many reviews for Medina Health and Wellness Center, past clients speak highly of their experiences in online testimonials:

• Dr. Heary has helped me to feel better than I have in a long time. He and his staff are very friendly and good at what they do. – David D.
• I had severe pain in my lower back and hip for three weeks. I kept thinking it would go away. I couldn’t sweep, bend over, or do any work at home. I did not want to even leave the house. Dr. Heary made me feel better. – Ruby S.