Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie eating contests. Today's Groupon to Medispa di Tuscany lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor. Choose from the following options:

• For $70, you get one laser skin-rejuvenation treatment (a $150 value).
• For $179, you get three laser skin-rejuvenation treatments (a $450 value).
• For $299, you get six laser skin-rejuvenation treatments (a $900 value).

The board-certified and licensed staff of Medispa di Tuscany uses noninvasive laser treatments to firm and evenly tone the skin. The laser skin-rejuvenation procedure stimulates rapid collagen growth with the beams of a Medlite C6 laser coveted by the sad doormen of laserless nightclubs. After a consultation, clients recline as fine lines and wrinkles leave in search of new surfaces, enlarged pores diminish in size, and skin refines its own tone and texture.

Scars and pigmentation issues may also fade beneath the laser's stimulating beams. The initial treatment typically takes about one hour, and subsequent treatments may last for 30 minutes. Though the procedure doesn't generally require downtime, some patients report mild bruising or changes in pigmentation of the face or of the peaches they bought last week.