For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to Medispa di Tuscany. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get three sessions of laser hair removal on any small area (up to a $420 value).
• For $159, you get three sessions of laser hair removal on a semilarge area such as full bikini, abdomen, buttocks, upper or lower legs, full chest, upper or lower back, or full arms (up to a $1,200 value).
• For $199, you get three sessions of laser hair removal on an extra-large area such as the entire chest and abdomen, or the entire back, or arms and legs (up to a $2,550 value).
  
  

Groupon customers may buy up to two Groupons per option, and may use today's deal toward multiple sessions on a single treatment area or multiple sessions across several treatment areas. Prices vary by location chosen. See their pricing page for more information.

Under the expert guidance of Dr. Michelle Webster, the staff at Medispa di Tuscany shucks customers of their hair husks using modern Candela GentleYag laser equipment. Prior to body deforestation, staffers consult with patients and the oracle at Delphi to determine depilation goals and set expectations for results. A licensed laser operator then wields the GentleYag equipment to send precise light beams below the skin's surface to uproot unwelcome strands while leaving surrounding cells untouched. The process involves minimal discomfort and a brief drum solo. Though results can appear after only one session, multiple treatments ensure a more thorough victory in the battle against fuzz.