Without a bounty of seafood, the ocean's chief exports would consist only of seashell necklaces, octopus handshakes, and increasingly experimental whale-song albums. Enjoy a tastier trans-environmental import with today's Groupon for global surf-and-turf fare at Mediterranean Bistro. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get $40 worth of dinner and drinks.
• For $10, you get $20 worth of lunch and drinks.

Mediterranean Bistro dishes up fresh, worldly seafood and land-based fare while bathing patrons in warm lighting and blue and yellow hues. Taste buds make dinner trysts with appetizers such as Atlantic-lobster risotto with rice, red peppers, and asparagus in rose sauce and parmesan ($8). Coconut curry dances around diners with an ensemble of peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms, and rice in a coconut-curry cream sauce ($16.50), and lamb sirloin basks in a sour-cherry-espresso-Kahlua glaze ($29). Lunch patrons warm up shy stomachs with Bistro seafood chowder ($7.50) or insert incisors into the organic AAA beef of a chipotle-steak pita with avocado, crispy onion, and rémoulade ($12.50). Mediterranean Bistro also offers tickets to eclectic live entertainment, such as belly dancing and rap battles between rival Greek choruses.