What You'll Get
Nine out of 10 Hulks agree that not only would their lives be easier without bodily toxins, they would spend far less time sewing rage-ripped shorts. Cleanse away wardrobe malfunctions with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a six-week JourneyDance Detox (a $174 value), two 30-bag boxes of Detox Teas (a $19.90 value), and Kombucha tea sample (a $3 value) from Jeanine Abraham, the dancing chef of Mélange Internationale. JourneyDance Detoxes are offered throughout the year and last six weeks. A customized schedule will be created for each participant based on availability.
The JourneyDance Detox aims to change restrictive perceptions of healthy eating, instead teaching tactics that nourish not just the body, but the mind and spirit, as well. The six-week sequence revolves around a sextuplet of 45-minute health-coaching sessions via Skype, phone, or smoke signals. During the first session, Jeanine will learn about each personage's feeding habits and favorite eats, helping her to craft a meal plan attuned to the client's tastes. Much like a sleepover with Julia Child, the rest of the gabfests revolve around food, diet, and kitchen advice.
Along with Jeanine's counseling, detoxers will let loose in four JourneyDance classes, held at Brooklyn Dance Project on 3rd Avenue in Brooklyn, as well as Lakshmi Holistic Art Center in Brooklyn or Pure Yoga in Manhattan. JourneyDance inspires hot footers to let loose with improvisational dance and express their inner selves, whether they're funky, earthy, or motionlessly chic. Not tethered to a specific style, JourneyDance aims to entertain and exercise its practitioners without a thought-taxing routine. Lessons will also tie in another health-centric practice or provision, introducing dancers to CircusYoga, basic tenets of feng shui, guilt-free appetizers, and Kombucha Brooklyn's cleansing teas.
Pupils can pair each day of detoxifying meals and moves with a mug of Daily Detox tea from Wellements. Each participant receives one box each of level I and level II organic tea to banish loitering toxins or microscopic Napoleons hidden in their bloodstream. Groupon customers interested in letting go of even more pent-up nonpositives receive a voucher for a discounted massage and acupuncture package with licensed acupuncturist Yiska Obadia.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older or have parental consent. Must sign waiver. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.