Dream interpreters claim that dreams of losing one's teeth forecast a major life change, such as losing one's teeth. Smile with an easy mind with today's Groupon to Memorial Park Dental Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of spa services.
- For $99, you get a dental cleaning, an examination and x-rays, plus complimentary teeth whitening and massage (a $322 value).
Memorial Park Dental Spa’s multitalented team attends to both molars and muscles with spa and dental-care treatments. An expansive spa menu beckons bodies to indulge in a half-hour Swedish massage ($50) or a TMJ massage ($50) to soothe the mandibles and upper neck. Facials ($80) exfoliate and moisturize the visage, aiding efforts to save electricity by relying on one's own bioluminescence as a reading lamp. Alternatively, a thorough dental cleaning and polishing combat plaque and low molar morale, and an exam and x-rays cast light on problems such as gingivitis or extra tongues. After the esophagus attic has undergone a thorough sweeping and scrubbing, clients schedule a half-hour circulation-stoking Swedish massage and a teeth-whitening appointment complete with custom-made trays and a 2- to 4-week supply of at-home whitening gel.
The Dental Spa's waiting room welcomes customers with polished floors and dramatic chandeliers that evoke the summer-laden branches of the cherry-tree artwork on the walls, then draws them onward into serene treatment rooms and a candlelit spa suite. After treatment, new patients are toasted with sparkling wine, known to mouths as massage juice.
Washington Ave./ Memorial Park
6010 Washington Ave.
Houston, Texas 77007