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What You'll Get
Dream interpreters claim that dreams of losing one's teeth forecast a major life change, such as losing one's teeth. Smile with an easy mind with today's Groupon to Memorial Park Dental Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of spa services.
- For $99, you get a dental cleaning, an examination and x-rays, plus complimentary teeth whitening and massage (a $322 value).
Memorial Park Dental Spa’s multitalented team attends to both molars and muscles with spa and dental-care treatments. An expansive spa menu beckons bodies to indulge in a half-hour Swedish massage ($50) or a TMJ massage ($50) to soothe the mandibles and upper neck. Facials ($80) exfoliate and moisturize the visage, aiding efforts to save electricity by relying on one's own bioluminescence as a reading lamp. Alternatively, a thorough dental cleaning and polishing combat plaque and low molar morale, and an exam and x-rays cast light on problems such as gingivitis or extra tongues. After the esophagus attic has undergone a thorough sweeping and scrubbing, clients schedule a half-hour circulation-stoking Swedish massage and a teeth-whitening appointment complete with custom-made trays and a 2- to 4-week supply of at-home whitening gel.
The Dental Spa's waiting room welcomes customers with polished floors and dramatic chandeliers that evoke the summer-laden branches of the cherry-tree artwork on the walls, then draws them onward into serene treatment rooms and a candlelit spa suite. After treatment, new patients are toasted with sparkling wine, known to mouths as massage juice.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.