A shapely haircut diverts attention from unflattering accessories such as neck bolts or a sweater depicting you getting a bad haircut. Display a new 'do with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a men's haircut and neck shave at Men's Hair House, valid at locations in New Berlin, Waukesha, and West Allis (a $17.95 value).
Men's Hair House tames masculine manes in a relaxing, guy-friendly environment. Upon arrival, help tense tendrils relax by snacking on peanuts before an expert whisker whisperer leads you to a private styling station, equipped with a personal flat-screen TV tuned to the game or corn-shucking marathon of your choice. After draping the face and neck in hot, fresh-from-the-steamer towels, skilled fingers jump to work, shampooing and conditioning harried hair and lulling it into a deep sleep with a soothing scalp massage. Once the tresses have fallen into their trance, the experienced hair handlers sculpt and style a new dude-appropriate 'do, whether it be a rugged shag, a closely shorn crewcut, or a trendy head sculpture paying homage to a favorite cut of beef.
Stylists complete their hirsute handiwork with a straight-razor neck shave to keep guys looking neat above the nape, as well as a neck and shoulder massage targeting tense tendons and old shark-wrestling injuries. Men's Hair House welcomes walk-ins all week, and a comfortable lounge, complimentary beverage, and big-screen high-definition TV turn a minimal waiting time into a welcome diversion.