What You'll Get
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The typical American back suffers two to three fractures a year from attempting to pick up prank quarters glued to the sidewalk. Get your back back on its best behavior with a little chicken noodle soup for the muscular-skeletal soul. For $39, today's Groupon gets new clients a chiropractic consultation, exam, adjustment, and 30-minute massage—not including x-rays if needed—at Meridian Spine and Joint, a value of up to $295. If you've already had an experience with the expert back menders at Meridian, you can purchase this Groupon for a full-hour massage ($80 value). Meridian is located on the North Side of Indianapolis.
Drag your achy self in to see board-certified Dr. Jeffery Martz, a graduate with honors from The School of Back, who will get you started on the path toward spine straightening with a thorough evaluation and exam tailored to address your bodily woes ($95 value; if x-rays are necessary, they are not included in this Groupon). The doctor will conduct a range of motion and muscle strength analysis ($100 value) to see how you stack up against the average human. Once Dr. Martz has made cryptic notes on a cryptic pad of paper, he shares his findings and demonstrates his soothing skills by providing a chiropractic adjustment of either gentle or aggressive force to expertly crank your kinks out ($50 value). After your kink-relieving session, subject your blissed-out vertebrae to the royal treatment with a half-hour massage from a certified massage therapist, or if you're an existing client, skip the chiropractic services in favor of a full hour of massage therapy.
Benefits of chiropractic sessions extend beyond the spine, and can help boost your mood, maintain organ and nervous system health, and fight Wii-induced fatigue. Limber your lumbar region with the therapeutic healing powers of a professional backist. It's perfect for a tension-relieving Valentine's Day gift, or as a stress reliever for an unsuccessful V-Day experience that involved accidentally cutting down an oak tree.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. X-rays not included. Not valid with insurance; medicare regulations apply. Existing patients may redeem for a 1-hour massage. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.