Like your unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. Today’s Groupon will rid you of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert: for $35, you get $70 worth of waxing services at Merle Norman Cosmetic Studio and Day Spa in Brentwood.

Merle Norman is a national company devoted to beautifying services and stocked with a staff of experienced and friendly professionals. Spark a scorched-earth campaign on scraggly surfaces with a variety of available waxing services. With the aid of a skilled staff of hair whisperers, follicles will be efficiently evicted from eyebrows ($16+), upper lips ($10+), chins ($10+), and bikini lines ($35+). Ensure life-sized action figures are dependably sleek with a full leg wax ($70+) and full arm wax ($45+), or cut down on wind resistance while skydiving straight into space with a full face waxing ($38+). Each visit to Merle Norman is all the more enjoyable due to the pleasantly placid confines and décor, which features comfy, scorpion-free furnishings. With waxing, customers avoid razor burn and painful cuts. Plus, hairs don’t grow back for around two to six weeks, making it more effective than fire or wishing.

By appointment only.