Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today's Groupon: for $29, you get $70 worth of house cleaning from Merry Maids of Winnipeg.

Merry Maids' team of trained, screened, bonded, and insured house cleaners utilize specially formulated products and quality equipment to clear out dust, evict grime, and leave homes sparkling. After clients schedule an appointment, an assessor arrives to evaluate the home before offering an estimate for a whole house cleaning and what $60 worth of cleaning will cover. Depending on amount of clutter and whether the bearskin rug is actually a live bear, the dustbusters can generally declutter an area of 400 to 700 square feet in an average home, or an area about the size of two average rooms. After the crew develops a plan of action with the client, they take to the task of dusting, vacuuming, washing, and sanitizing each room with vats of elbow grease and careful attention to detail.