Unlike secondhand clothes, secondhand fruit is useless thanks to an overabundance of juggle wounds. Enjoy secondhand products untainted by clowns with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of vintage and consignment apparel and accessories at Mesh, located on John Street.

The eclectic clothing emporium borrows particles from the closets of parents and grandparents and hadron-collides them with items available in contemporary boutiques to form a fresh, funky take on fashion physics. The laid-back staff encourages pensive perusal of the costume-spotted racks, which include items for both men and women. Pick up a chic handbag embellished with lace, floral, and decorative zipper detailing ($30), or opt for a more formal selection with the dusty pink Sleeping Beauty dress bedecked with a wide white-lace waistband, easily pulled up over the eyes as a makeshift sleep blindfold ($100). Or make yourself stand out at the camouflage factory with a ’70s-style fiery frock ($40), paired with no-nonsense ankle-length cowboy boots ($30).