What You'll Get
Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 20 fitness classes and three personal training sessions (a $525 value) through MetaBody, with 29 convenient Washington D.C. metro area locations. Encouraging customers to explore multiple MetaBody partner locales, there is a five-class limit per location, though all three personal training sessions must take place at the same location.
The inspiring trainers with MetaBody lead troops of workouteers through results-getting one-hour workouts in a supportive environment. The fun classes span a variety of disciplines to produce full-body results and accommodate beginners and hard-core core-hardeners alike. Instructors keep muscles guessing with new and challenging moves during each session, ensuring that students never fall into a boring, ineffective routines, such as regular teeth-brushing. Begin a day of litigating with a refreshing early morning Tai Chi session, or wind down by burning evidence and pounds in a late evening yoga class.
In addition to access to 20 classes, you will receive three personal training sessions with a savvy fitness sergeant, who will motivate your muscles to master flexions, extensions, and overcome their fears of clowns. Along with this arm-shaping and ab-trimming package, participants take home a success guide to help prepare for imminent pound-loss, a nutrition guide, and a $100 gift certificate to use toward future individual coaching.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy more gifts. Must use all classes by 9/8/11. Online registration required. Locations/schedules subject to change. New clients only. No drop-ins permitted. Limit 5 classes and 3 personal training sessions per location. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.