In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, heckle the thieves in the stockades, and exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff's spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping-up with today's Groupon: for $32, you get one of three services: a one-hour Swedish massage, a spa manicure and pedicure, or a haircut and style with deep-conditioning treatment (a $65 value for each service) at Metamorphosis Salon and Spa.

Metamorphosis's aestheticians are expert beautysmiths who can coddle dorsal canvases, garnish phalanges with the most popular wavelength of visible light, or renovate outdated headdresses. If you opt for a Swedish massage, the most popular type of massage, your muscles will melt like beeswax, your blood flow will improve, and your lymphatic system will awaken from its slumber. The spa manicure and pedicure buffs, files, and rejuvenates finger and toe helmets, leaving them supple and prepared for their next motorcycle ride. If you'd rather focus on your point of highest altitude, opt for a haircut, style, and deep-conditioning treatment to restore order to unruly locks.

Metamorphosis Salon and Spa allows only one massage therapist and nail technician within its distinguishing walls, making side-by-side massages or mani-pedis—like licking peanut butter from one's elbow—utterly impossible. The relaxed atmosphere is ideal for relaxation and rejuvenation; just because linear time is an illusion doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take some for yourself. Call ahead for an appointment.