What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $14, you get a car wash and high-end hand wax at Metro Car Wash. Your Groupon is redeemable at both the Speedway and Oracle locations, so drive your dirty DeLorean to the nearest location for a full soap sparkling and flux capacitating.
Your Metro Wash starts by blasting away the dirt, dust, and doughnut powder caked on your exterior with a full-service triple-foam car wash. Next, your car will receive a tire bathing, interior vacuuming, and fragrance spritz so that it stops smelling like a freshly excavated Egyptian tomb. Once the carriage is thoroughly cleansed, the Metro Car Wash crew will lavish it with a glittering Wall Street Hand Wax, during which a layer of Carnauba wax is meticulously massaged into your vessel, sealing it with a powerful, protective coat that deflects bugs, birds, and tearful ex-boyfriends.
Operating a clean motor vehicle does more than announce your elite status every time you roll your crystal-studded chariot through the village. Scrubbing the soot and sour, gelatin-based candies off your windshield also provides excellent visibility and may prevent you from accidentally running over a herd of vengeful sheep or off-season triathletes. Give your car the cleaning it needs to ace its next job interview with today's Groupon to Metro Car Wash.
- Very pleased with the car wash I just got. Really professional staff. Cool atmosphere. And a quality job. Other car washes in town just don't seem to care. These guys do. – jack1wolf, Yahoo! Local
- I've been going to Metro for a long time becuase [sic] I think they are the best in town. – Mike, Google Maps
- The employees were pleasant, appeared to take their work seriously, were careful with the car, and there was no pressure to purchase additional services. – Steve, Google Maps
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 Groupon per visit. Must use in 1 visit. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Service may take up to 30-45 minutes. No appointment necessary. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.