Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a car wash and hand wax (a $30 value) at Metro Car Wash, with two convenient area locations.

During the triple-foam metro wash, caked-on dirt, dust, and donut powder is blasted from auto exteriors before tired tires are bathed, car interiors are vacuumed, and bobblehead noses are tickled with a spritz of refreshing fragrance. Once carriages are thoroughly cleansed, they're lavished with a relaxing Wall Street Hand Wax. Metro Car Wash's friendly motor masseurs meticulously apply a layer of Carnauba wax to the vessel, sealing it with a powerful protective coat to deflect bugs, birds, and tearful ex-boyfriends. You'll drive away from the service behind a windshield with boosted visibility, subsequently preventing you from accidentally assaulting a herd of sheep or off-course triathletes.

Reviews

Yahoo! Locals’s give the Speedway location an average of three stars, and six Google Mappers give it an average of four stars:

• Very pleased with the car wash I just got. Really professional staff. Cool atmosphere. And a quality job. Other car washes in town just don't seem to care. These guys do. – jack1wolf, Yahoo! Local
• The employees were pleasant, appeared to take their work seriously, were careful with the car, and there was no pressure to purchase additional services. – Steve, Google Maps