What You'll Get
Like driving a car in the wrong lane, starting controlled fires on top of a birthday cake adds excitement to an otherwise mundane daily activity. Save an imperiled cake with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a large field indoor sports birthday party for up to 15 children at Metro Sports Center (a $199 value). Adults may attend the party for free.
Partygoers at Metro Sports zip across a 180'x80' astroturf field, kicking soccer balls, passing footballs, and spiking volleyballs. The Classic Plus party comes with one hour of play on the center's indoor field, where guests can elevate adrenaline levels playing sports of their choice, including T-ball, soccer, or competitive stock brokering. In the party room, the staff serves three piping-hot pizzas and three pitchers of soda for two hours. The venue supplies decorations and a gift for the birthday boy or girl, which may or may not be a diamond-encrusted unicorn. Partygoers may bring cake and ice cream to fuel athletic endeavors and instructors may be hired for an additional fee to guide play at an additional cost.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.