Without clothing to keep them company, love-letter-filled shoe boxes and love-letter-filled skeletons would find the closet very lonely. Acquire closet companions with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of trendy men’s and women’s clothing at Metropark at Westfield Valley Fair Mall in Santa Clara.

Metropark swaddles women and men in a selection of trendy, modern body-coverings from a diverse roster of national brands, including Rock & Republic, Volcom, and True Religion. Ladies can show off their necks’ basement with a Go Make Noise off-the-shoulder top (two for $39), or use the ruching on an olive-colored Costa Blanca stretch twill skirt to hide keys, cell phones, or another skirt ($49). Alternative eco heather hoodies envelop dudes’ torsos in a lightweight polyester/cotton/rayon blend, ensuring that biceps and abs aren’t squashed into muscular oblivion ($44). Like chest tattoos of the Mona Lisa or pectoral renditions of Shakespearean sonnets, the intricate, red teardrop design of an Obey Eye Alert fleece pullover gives upper bodies an artistic flair ($44).

In addition to funky threads, Metropark also houses an eclectic assortment of books, novelty items, and accessories. Men worried about their hair escaping can imprison their locks with a wide array of hats ($19-$49), while women can shield eyes from invading UV rays with a pair of sunglasses ($19-$129).