Homes are notoriously materialistic in that they only seduce human inhabitants as a means to acquire more furniture, cars, and jewelry. Submit to the whims of a persuasive domicile with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $150 toward furniture and accessories at Metropolitan Furniture Company. Splendorize your pad at any one of three Houston locations.

Metropolitan Furniture Company lets homeowners meander through an elegant alternate universe of sitters and surfaces. Whether you seek to holster new upholstery or temporarily shield guests from nudist dining rooms, the store stocks a variety of finishes including cherry, oak, and leather that span traditional and contemporary design styles. Nab a place to rest your weary feet with the line-designed three-piece table set, which includes two end tables and a coffee table ($199.99), or plunk your haunches down on a rich, red blended-leather loveseat and sofa set ($899.99). To quickly replace punctured inflatable armoires, the majority of Metropolitan's goods are in stock and available for immediate delivery or pickup.