What You'll Get
A mighty golf swing is what separates the men from the teenagers, the teenagers from the boys, and the boys from the babies dressed in ill-fitting plaid trousers. Declare your place on the scale of relative adultness with today’s Groupon: for $59, you and a friend get one round of 18 holes of golf plus a cart at Metropolitan Golf Links in Oakland (up to a $156 value).
The 18-hole golf course offers novice and experienced club-swingers alike an enjoyable day on the links. The compact course features a well-balanced design, complete with straight holes, doglegs, gentle elevation changes, four wetlands areas, and a designated area for breakdancing and tantrum-throwing. Designed by golfing great Johnny Miller, Metropolitan Golf Links was built to be wide open and easy for the high-handicapper, and is certified by the National Golf Course Owner’s Association as beginner friendly. The course is specially designed to drain off heavy rains, so it stays fresh and playable all season long, despite the protests of powerful bowling lobbyists.
Grab a companion to share your included golf cart throughout the 18 holes. You may combine two Groupons and play with a foursome, but you may not combine Groupons in any other way, including buying four for yourself and playing an Ironman marathon of 72 holes, even if it does only take you 26 minutes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Reservation required. Valid anytime Mon-Fri, after 11am on Sat. & Sun. Must redeem for 2 people; not valid for 1 person to play 36 holes. May combine 2 for 4 players. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.