Two, Three, or Four LipoLaser Contouring Treatments at Metropolitan Laser Institute

Metropolitan Laser Institute

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What You'll Get

People go to great lengths to achieve weight loss, drinking only lemon water and eating only helium-filled Garfield parade balloons. Take less extreme measures with today’s Groupon to Metropolitan Laser Institute. Choose from the following options:

  • For $99, you get two LipoLaser treatments (a $600 value).
  • For $139, you get three LipoLaser treatments (a $900 value).
  • For $179, you get four LipoLaser treatments (a $1,200 value).

Metropolitan’s skilled stable of professional aestheticians enlists ultrasound technology to penetrate the skin and gently evict unwanted fat from patient-designated bodily regions. During each LipoLaser contouring treatment, low-frequency waves permeate the skin’s surface like bad music through thin apartment walls, setting into action a subcutaneous ripple effect that punctures the outer barrier of fat cells. Having lost the cover of their membranous domiciles, fat cells are thought to then exit via the body’s metabolic highways in search of more hospitable climes. Patrons must use all treatments to sculpt the same protoplasmic zip code, choosing between their stomachs, thighs, bottoms, arms, legs, or prehensile tails. Individual treatment sessions last 15–40 minutes. Metropolitan Laser Institute recommends at least eight treatments for optimal results, and customers can buy two Groupons to maximize their potential fat loss.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Apr 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for stomach, thighs, bottom, arms or legs. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Metropolitan Laser Institute

At Metropolitan Laser Institute, highly trained technicians elicit the healing power of laser technology during innovative cosmetic treatments to deliver aesthetically pleasing results. Patients hoping to enhance external surfaces can opt for any number of laser-led procedures, from restorative photofacials and wrinkle reduction to vein therapy and tattoo removal. The institute's specialists are also equipped to administer Botox injections and teeth-whitening treatments. A comfortable, professional atmosphere accompanies each visit, enabling patients to relax without having to store favorite comfort foods in their cheeks.

Metropolitan Laser Institute

Cosmetic Procedure, Cellulite Treatment, Laser Assisted Weight Loss, Weight Loss
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