In order to avoid the effects of a clown’s trick cigar, shield your eyebrows with a flame-repellant coating, or slowly break down the clown’s confidence until he gives up his act and goes back to night school. Take a preemptive strike against comedic malfeasance with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of cigars and accessories at Mi Casa Cigar in Frisco.

Mi Casa Cigar offers a relaxing new paradise for stogie aficionados, with plush leather couches for lounging, rich selections of premium tobaccos, and a vast array of accessories to satisfy every cigar lover. This palatial playground for smoke devotees sports a rotating selection of stellar cigar brands, kept fresh inside one of the largest humidors in the area. All cigars are rolled with pure tobacco, eschewing the preservatives in drugstore cigars or the habit-forming bubblegum in cheap confectionary knock-offs. Prized cigars such as an El Primer Mundo Liga Miami ($9.70) and Camacho Limited Harvest 2008 ($8) produce a smooth taste and calming effect strong enough to keep expectant fathers from pacing around the waiting room or naming their kid Something Rash. Mi Casa also carries a varied selection of accessories, with Vector lighters (starting at $19.95), ashtrays, and Xikar cigar cutters ($59.99) for chomping into the perfect stogie.

Bettering the noisy, non-smoking bars of the area, the spacious smoking lounge allows tobacco comrades to bring their own beverages as they survey the action on one of Mi Casa’s plasma TVs. Kick back on a comfy couch and indulge in a game of dominos, or light ‘em up and smoke ‘em out in a fiery round of Texas Hold ‘Em at one of Mi Casa's three custom-made poker tables. Mi Casa Cigar also hosts cigar events and tastings, allowing smokers to speed-date with the latest leaves.