What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour massage (an $80 value) at MI Salon & Day Spa, located within the Mayfield Inn in West Edmonton.
MI's trained relaxation staff administers calming therapies within the Mayfield Inn's full-service beauty parlour and peace emporium. Abandon petulant daily stressors and perpetual day terrors with a potent dose of manual effleurage precisely patterned to evict embedded tensions and poise-spoiling knots. Should anxieties mount to feature film-length proportions, Groupon holders can upgrade to a 90-minute session when scheduling their appointment for an extra $30. Further soothing and beautification can be accomplished with other selections from MI's menu of pretty or placating services (not included with this Groupon), such as haircuts, facials, and patrician pats on the head.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. May apply value towards upgrade. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.