Boat captains must master the nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Groupon.
$34 for a Champagne Cruise for One ($69 Value)
During a 90-minute champagne cruise, sailors hop aboard the Heritage of Miami II, a luxurious 42-passenger schooner, and explore Biscayne Bay while sipping champagne from an open bar and relaxing with lounge music. Cruises depart at 5:30 p.m.
Miami Aqua Tours
Miami Aqua Tours’ Coast Guard–certified vessels sweep away passengers on holiday parties, evening voyages, and picturesque tours of Miami’s coastline that depart many times a day. Boats embark from Bayside Marketplace, cruising along Miami’s glittering coastline as the downtown buildings wistfully wave goodbye. Tours float past Star Island’s majestic celebrity mansions and weave around the Venetian Islands as seafarers gaze into the ocean beyond, searching for lost treasure or the keys to the captain's jet ski. Alternatively, passengers can stroll from port to starboard aboard on a pirate ship cruise or on scenic sunset tours. While drinking in nautical breezes, customers can sip liquefied libations from the ship’s bar as tour guides narrate Miami’s tell-all memoir in both English and Spanish.