Until the personal watercraft was invented, mankind's only hope for summer fun involved competitive sunburning and watching flowers die. Make the outdoors great with this Groupon.
$89 for One-Hour Jet-Ski Rental with Two All-Day Chaise-Lounge Rentals ($210 Value)
After passing a simple boating test (which is state-mandated for guests 25 and under), guests strap on included life vests and launch their Yamaha WaveRunner from the sand to glide atop the crashing waves for 60 minutes. After returning to shore, guests can spend the rest of the day lounging at the beach atop their two included chaise-lounge beach chairs.
Guests born after Jan. 1st, 1988 that want to drive alone must take a mandatory Florida multiple-choice test that is provided on location, free of charge. A study guide is provided, retakes cost $3.
Miami BeachSports shoots thrill-seekers into the wild blue yonder with adrenaline-filled trips at the stern of Yamaha WaveRunners. Aquatic cowboys wrangle the sea-slapping crafts, churning up wake and waking up the Krakens that live along the oceanfront boardwalk. Guests take in seldom-seen vistas while screaming along the waves, looking back at the strip of beach between Fontainebleau Hotel and Four Points by Sheraton Miami Beach where Miami BeachSports is located. Once back on shore, guests can rent the shop's chaise lounges or oversize umbrellas for beachside relaxation.