Football, or "pigskin," originally a pork byproduct, has become America's most popular pork-related pastime after recently topping baseball—a byproduct of sausage races. Commemorate sport’s other meat with today’s Groupon for a ticket to a Miami Dolphins football game. Each ticket includes a Miami Dolphins hat (a $32 value). Choose from the following seating and game options:

• $59 for one upper-prime level ticket (an $85 value) to the Dolphins vs. the Detroit Lions and one Dolphins hat on Sunday, Dec. 26 (a $117 total value).
• $89 for one lower-end-zone level ticket (a $110 value) to the Dolphins vs. the Detroit Lions and one Dolphins hat on Sunday, Dec. 26 (a $142 total value).
• $89 for one lower-end-zone level ticket (a $110 value) to the Dolphins vs. the Cleveland Browns and one Dolphins hat on Sunday, Dec. 5 (a $142 total value).
• $89 for one lower-end-zone level ticket (a $110 value) to the Dolphins vs. the Buffalo Bills and one Dolphins hat on Sunday, Dec. 19 (a $142 total value).

Marc Anthony's favorite football team takes to the field under the gridiron guidance of head coach Tony Sparano with the aim to better last season's 7–9 record and make it to the post-season. Ease yourself into one of the 75,540 seats at the solar-existence-affirming Sun Life Stadium, and cheer on the Fins as they look to defeat Detroit, clobber Cleveland, and bring Buffalo to the brink of tears through kicks, passes, and well-timed blowhole expulsions. Splash zones are restricted to the sweat bouncing off of Reshad Jones' forehead.