Like waiters in fancy restaurants, photographers must keep glares off of people's faces and react quickly whenever anyone shouts "Cheese!" Today's Groupon is an excellent choice, sir: for $99, you get a one-hour photo shoot and $25 toward prints at Michael Abrams Photography in Brooklyn.
A member of the Professional Photographers of America, Michael Abrams specializes in capturing expectant mothers, children, and sultry boudoir-dwellers in lustrous photographic amber in his spanking-new studio. Lens-targets reveal their essences and Alf tattoos throughout the one-hour session, which allows two wardrobe changes and an unlimited number of shutter-snaps. Nab a glossy 8"x10" likeness ($17) to flaunt above a bare mantelpiece or put a name with a face on a cage-fighting resumé. Four wallet shots ($8.50) serve as guardians for rambunctious sandwich-club cards, and an 8"x10" canvas gallery wrap ($125) provides a gallery-quality token of personal splendor.
253 36th Street
Brooklyn, New York 11232