Shaggy hair can box you into a corner in the job market, and scruffy beards can sand the face off the woman you love. Today's Groupon saves your lady's face-skin and makes you look job-ready. For $45, you get a haircut, shave, drink, and more at Michael Craig's, the premier spot for men's grooming on Capitol Hill (a $90 value). Today's deal makes the perfect gift for job-seekers, husbands, boyfriends, and notoriously long-locked necromancers.
Your expert stylist will capably provide you with the perfect cut for your face shape and life-style, whether you're looking to maintain a professional look or to branch out with something a little edgier, like the Bedford Level, or the Bad Guy Wrestler. Your whole-head treatment includes a mini facial to keep your visage smoldering: eight steam towels, one ice towel, moisturizer, and a neck trim prepare and perfect your skin for your hot lather shave. The indulgent steam softens your facial hair, so that when your expert barber pulls the razor over your face two to three times, you'll end up as smooth as a river stone. Your barber will use a Mach 5 razor to save you from the terror of straight razors, while still providing a shave better than you have ever received at a mall kiosk or long-term parking lot.
Men's grooming master Michael Craig has more than 20 years of experience. At the tender age of seven, Michael Craig received his first set of clippers as a gift, sparking a revolution of well-groomed second graders who eschewed rattails in favor of edgy, forward-thinking styles and traditional cuts as polished as their stubble-free upper lips. Since then, Michael Craig, the man, has become Michael Craig, The Proper Name in Men's Grooming—an entity, a location, and a force for grooming goodness in a world of hairy carelessness. Located in a historic townhouse, the warm wood floors and exposed brick of Michael Craig's beckon senators, staffers, and neighbors to this mensworld mecca. Here men with all textures and lengths of hair can enjoy the game on a flat screen TV with a beverage, or google Michael Craig on their netbooks with Michael Craig's free WiFi. Network with other men of good taste and start a secret society of Michael Craigites dedicated to planting impeccably groomed fellas in positions of authority.
- Michael Craig is sleek and clean, with black leather chairs, warm exposed brick, and a variegated hardwood floor. . . . you can relax from the time you enter until your service is complete. – Heather Schoell, Capitol Community News
- The Michael Craig staff was very welcoming and attentive and did a great job on my hair. This was probably the best haircut I've had since moving to DC four years ago. I will defiantly be going back. – Eric C., Yelp
Jobs for Guys Who Won’t Get Haircuts
While some high-paying jobs require guys to maintain a clean-cut appearance, many great jobs exist where shaggy hair can be an asset:
- Make-believe knight at regional jousting tournament
- Attack dog demonstrationist
- Sexy, roguish scientist
- Children's author
- Fume tester
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