What You'll Get
Your teeth are your mouth's ambassadors, your ticket to nachos, and the only things keeping your tongue in your head. Toughen your nacho ticket with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a complete dental examination, cleaning, x-rays, and take-home teeth-whitening trays fitted to your individual cusps and ridges from Michaelangelo Dental Group, a $680 total value. This deal is good for new patients only, at any of the dental group's three locations in Park Hill, Grapevine, and Dallas. Call ahead and make your appointment before someone else takes the coveted 4:00 a.m. slot.
Dr. Michael Colangelo, president of his dental-college class and feared opponent of high-fructose corn syrup, will don his spelunking gear and repel deep into your mouth in search of dangerous cavity caverns and the root of your pain. He'll blast out any impudent plaque with a high-pressure hose and capture your photogenic pearly whites with x-rays for your grandma's mantle. Before an educational discourse on stalactites, he’ll make a mold of your chompers, which you can take home (along with two bottles of whitening bleach) to embark on a two-week dental decolorizing adventure.
While loose teeth have all kinds of prudent uses, such as bulletin- board thumbtacks and 12-sided dice for all dexterity-related calculations in Dungeons & Dragons, most dentists, family members, and fellow mammals agree they're best kept in your mouth. The friendly staff at Michaelangelo Dental Group will see to it that you care for your cuspids in a caring and hospitable environment. Use today's Groupon to convince your mouth bones to extend their lease for another six months.
Seven Yahoo! Local users give Dr. Michael Colangelo 4.5 stars:
- From simple shots to the furthest tooth in the mouth Dr. Michael has a finesse about his work. Nothing hurt, and there were no difficulties. – scottg
- Due to previous painful experiences I generally despised going to the dentist until now. Dr. Colangelo provided painless care with his gentle touch. The office was not only beautiful but extremely clean and neat. The office staff was very friendly. – Memrick
- Dr. Colangelo and his staff have been wonderful. I am very busy and they always are able to fit me in when it is most convenient for my schedule. – texwillow
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New patients only. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gum disease may require additional treatment (not covered). Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.