Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get one spray-tan session with bronzer from Michelle's Salon (a $40 value). This Groupon is valid for new customers only.

Michelle's Salon's savvy tan specialists transform pale, wintry skin into sun-kissed summery hides without using the harmful rays of the sun. During each 10 to 20-minute procedure, an airbrush applicator applies Fantasy Tan solution to the skin, causing epidermises to bloom with even, lustrous hues like a monochromatic rosebush. Each seasonal glow can last for up to 10 days, enabling faux sun-kissers to look their best for summertime ceremonies and cruises with George Hamilton. To keep sessions smooth and stain-free, Michelle's Salon advises clients to shave and exfoliate before appointments and to show up wearing dark, loose-fitting clothing.