Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $129, you get three laser hair-reduction treatments at Mid-Atlantic Skin Surgery Institute in Waldorf, Maryland. This Groupon can be used on one of the following areas: underarms (a $750 value for three treatments), chin (a $465 value), sideburns (a $465 value), cheeks (a $465 value), unibrow (a $465 value), or upper lip (a $375 value).

Under the skin-smoothing guidance of Dr. George K. Verghese, Mid-Atlantic Skin Surgery Institute's team of experienced specialists aims to banish unwanted hairs using High Speed LightSheer Duet technology. During each laser hair-reduction session, light beams more concentrated than frozen apple juice are absorbed by hair, diminishing their ability to regenerate. The treatment, which works only on medium to dark hair, provides minimal discomfort and doesn't require extensive preparation, a topical anesthetic, and an application of gooey gel or raspberry jam. Larger areas can be treated in 15–20 minutes, with small regions taking even less time.