What You'll Get
For $16, today's side deal gets your car a complete oil and filter change with up to five quarts of Valvoline semi-synthetic oil at Midas. This deal is good at either of Denver's two pit stops in Arvada and Lakewood. There is no purchase limit, so you can buy one for your entire collection of life-size Hot Wheels.
The classic Midas oil change (up to a $31.99 value for most vehicles) begins by quenching the deep-down thirst of your steed's chassis and restoring its electrolytes with Valvoline semi-synthetic oil. Midas will swap out up to five quarts of oil matched to the correct viscosity grade for your vehicle. They'll also replace your filter and conduct a 55-point courtesy check on your car. Lastly, they'll refill the wiper fluid, imbuing your vehicle with enough confidence to shrug off the slings and splatters of loose-boweled birds and directionally challenged insects.
Though performing routine tasks such as getting your oil changed helps you become an adult way faster than individually stapling hairs to your shoulder, repeating them every 3,000 miles actually suspends the aging process—keeping your car young and beautiful forever and obviating the need for cosmetic surgery such as stapled-shoulder-hair removal. Call Midas to make your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 per vehicle. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.