What You'll Get
After decades of exhaustive research, science has determined that occasionally getting one's oil changed is better than never getting it changed; also, sugar tastes good. Take care of your ride's hacking cough and chronic phlegminess with today's deal: for $19, you get an oil change and tire rotation from Midas Memphis on Brookhaven Circle in East Memphis (a $38 value).
Your Midas oil change will swap out up to 5 quarts of oil matched to the correct viscosity grade for your vehicle. Midas technicians will also check to see if your filter needs to be replaced and will rotate your tires to help reduce wear over time, as well as play down obvious indicators that the pumpkin sticker–covered Back-Lefty is your favorite.
While performing routine tasks like getting your oil changed helps you become an adult way faster than individually stapling hairs to your shoulder, repeating them every 3,000 miles actually suspends the aging process—keeping you young and beautiful forever and obviating the need for cosmetic surgery like stapled shoulder-hair removal. Call Midas to make your appointment.
If your car requires more than 5 quarts of oil, you will have to pay the difference. Valid only at Brookhaven Circle location.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. By appointment only. Valid only at Brookhaven location. Additional charges apply for some oil filters or if car requires over 5qts. oil. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Drawing on half a century of automotive service, Midas helps drivers to prolong vehicle vigor with factory-recommended maintenance services. Mechanics pop car hoods to perform oil changes with standard and temperature-durable synthetic solutions, taking time to inspect belts, hoses, fluids, and air conditioners. Armed with EPA- and CARB-complying catalytic converters, the staff helps to shrink harmful emissions during muffler and exhaust-system checks. Trained technicians augment brake services with lifetime guarantees and curate healthy, evenly worn tires with rotations or replacements from Goodyear, Michelin, Firestone, and Bridgestone.