Cars are vain and sensitive; they care about how they look and want their owners to feel proud driving them, even if it's through a conveniently placed fruit stand. For $30, today's deal takes care of your ride's hacking cough and chronic phlegminess with two oil changes, filter replacements, and tire rotations (a $170 total value) from any of five Tucson-area Midas locations (see sidebar). This deal is only good for the 5W30 oil blend; synthetic or bubbly varieties cost extra. You can split this double service package between two people, two dates, two vehicles, or two versions of yourself.
The Midas oil change will swap out up to five quarts of oil matched to the correct viscosity grade for your vehicle (you'll have to pay the difference for anything over 5 quarts). Midas technicians will also check to see if your filter needs to be replaced and will rotate your tires to help reduce wear over time, as well as play down obvious indicators that the pumpkin-sticker-covered Back-Lefty is your favorite.
While performing routine tasks such as getting your oil changed helps you become an adult way faster than individually stapling hairs to your shoulder, repeating them every 3,000 miles actually suspends the aging process—keeping you young and beautiful forever and obviating the need for cosmetic surgery like stapled-shoulder-hair removal. Call Midas to make your appointment.
Though they might not be able to turn all they touch into gold, the technicians at Midas can do just about anything to keep cars rolling smoothly. They swap out dirty oil during oil changes, give vehicles a thorough checkup during Midas Touch maintenance packages, and put cars through the wringer with any number of other guaranteed services. And every time they install a new muffler, they remember how Midas got its start back in 1956—as a muffler shop in Macon, Georgia, where the first of Johnny Mufflerseed's trees produced fruit.