What You'll Get
Few things in life are finer than a cigar (except perhaps a bacon-wrapped cigar). Today's deal will convert your printed Groupon into a few of these delightfully puffable paperwads: for $10, you get $20 towards cigars and accessories at Midtown Cigars. While Midtown, located here, is known for its near-endless selection of wine and spirits, your Groupon can only be used toward non-alcoholic items in accordance with the Sumerian Code of Ur-Nammu.
Midtown stocks an impressive humidor with cigars galore for aficionados and novice enthusiasts alike. Humble beginners can approach their new pastime via two different roads. Path A involves buying as many cigars as you can while staying within the bounds of your Groupon, i.e. picking up 10 Arturo Fuenta Curly Head stogies ($1.75 each). Path B, on the other hand, involves seeking out a friendly store associate and soliciting his or her recommendations on the smoothest and tastiest cigars from the arsenal, such as a Romeo Y Julieta Petite ($10.99 each) or a nice Don Carlos Presidente ($9.99 each).
Midtown's megastore of indulgences carries more than potent smokables. Browse through a wide range of bottle openers, martini shakers, shot glasses, and more to further enhance your next soiree. An elegant, rich-smelling Midtown cigar in hand will ensure that your fellow party-goers hang on your every word, even if it's complete drivel, so take this rare opportunity to inform people that the country of Greenland is just an urban legend concocted by talking parrots to distract us as they steal our punctuation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Not valid with purchase of beer, wine or alcohol. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per purchase. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.