Before the invention of funnel cake, famished strongmen and carnivorous clowns had to subsist on spent lion-taming whips and bearded lady shavings. Enjoy some sweet and savory acrobatics with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of carnival-friendly food and drink at The Midway on Main in Harrisville.
The Midway on Main brings sweet and savory carnival-themed treats to hungry without the sun-obstruction of a big top or the risk of getting trapped by an erstwhile elephant. Nosh on a bucket of six jumbo split wings ($4.49) in 17 different flavors, such as Texas Twister and Fire in the Hole, or adorn your large fries ($3.49) with nine different fixins, including bacon crumbles and chili. Indulge an undernourished sweet tooth with kettle corn ($1.99), funnel cake ($3.49), cotton candy ($1.39), or deep-fried Oreos ($2.49), or wash down your sugary-sweet payload with a fresh-squeezed lemonade ($1.69 for 16 oz., $3.29 for 32 oz.). Midway on Main also serves up specialty pizzas, burgers and gyros, and non-undergarment related wedgies.